Laboratoriana

Experiment 1: Office face powder

The Portland Black Lipstick Company understands how difficult it is to keep a matte complexion in the workplace, so our first lab experiment takes place in an office cubicle somewhere in downtown Portland!

Cubicle mirror

"Oh no! My nose is terribly shiny and I'm stuck at work without any face powder!"

First, locate your office’s first aid kit.  Thanks to OSHA, most work places come equipped with loads of fun stuff!  What you want to find are those cute little antacid packets—the ones with calcium carbonate as the active ingredient.  This is pharmaceutical grade chalk mixed with a binder and made up into tablets.  Chalk has been used for thousands of  years in cosmetics and can still be found in many modern makeup products.

First aid!

"Thanks, OSHA!"

Now all you need is a tool or object to grind the tablets up so you can apply the resulting powder.  I’m sure you can find something.  I like to use a mortar and pestle.  These work very well and make a great desk accessory.

Desky

The well-ordered desk of an office professional.

You don’t need too many tablets (anywhere from 4-10?) so rip open several packets of antacid and drop the contents into your mortar (or other improvised grinding device.)

Adding tablets

Carefully put the tablets into the mortar (avoid dropping them on the office carpet.)

I’m very paranoid about getting bits of things into my eyes, so I actually *do* wear safety goggles when smashing things up.  Besides, safety gear is fashionable.

Safety chic

Safety first.

Grind to a fine and uniform consistency.

Compounding

The joys of compounding...

Congratulations!  You’ve made face powder!  Now, apply it with whatever you might have handy.

Brush in mortar

Dip the brush into your powder.

Dip your powder brush (or cotton ball, or whatever) into the mortar and then gently dab it onto the face.

Application

*The Application*

After dabbing on the face powder, brush away any excess (or use compressed air, but don’t breath in the fumes or they’ll melt your brain.)

Removing excess powder

Remove excess face powder.

Thanks to Nora for documenting this experiment for the benefit of office workers everywhere!!

Nora

Nora!

November 2014
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